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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 08:42

Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
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Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
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share office space ...
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
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Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do women have sex with dogs?
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
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Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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