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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 08:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

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Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

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share office space ...

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

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Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do women have sex with dogs?

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

What are some of your shocking stories?

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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